May 2013
grymshaw:
i recognize and fully admit that i’m addicted to the internet but considering i could be addicted to drugs or alcohol or sex i think i did pretty good ok
leonardsmccoy:
She wears short skirts, I wear blue shirts, she’s cheer captain and damnit Jim, I’m a doctor.
fannishminded:
audreyii-fic:
writersprocrastinate:
Hi, I’m a writer. My hobbies include not writing.
THIS. MY LIFE. Yes.
Some Harry Potter Facts.
Daniel Randcliffe's favorite HP book is Chamber of Secrets, Emma Watson's favorite HP book is Prisoner of Azkaban and Rupert Grint's favorite HP book is The Goblet of Fire.
Neville asked the Sorting Hat to be put in Hufflepuff because he found Gryffindor's reputation bravery intimidating.
Most of the members of the Black family are named after stars.
Voldemort cannot love because he was conceived under the effects of a Love Potion.
The first Harry Potter novel was published in 1998, the same year that the final Battle of Hogwarts take place. "I open at the close."
J.K. Rowling has said that when she took an online Sorting Hat quiz it sorted her into Hufflepuff.
Both Sirius and Fred, Hogwarts pranksters from different generations, died laughing.
Tom Marvolo Riddle is also an anagram for "immortal odd lover."
Slytherin house was the first and last house mentioned in the series.
October 9 of 1995, Dumbledore's Army meets in the Room of Requirement for the first time to practice the Disarming Charm.
In the movie scene "Nineteen Years Later", Tom Felton's girlfriend Jade Gordon makes an appearance as Draco's wife, Astoria Greengrass.
Voldemort is bald because this way people can't use his hair in a Polyjuice Potion.
Ron's Patronus is a Jack Russel Terrier, which are know for chasing otters. Hermione's Patronus happens to be an otter.
Voldemort's Boggart would take the shape of his own corpse, since death was his greatest fear.
Voldemort was 71 years old when he died on May 2, 1998.
A Patronus is a physical representation of one's soul. Since James Potter's is a stag and Lily's is a doe, they are literally soul mates.
Molly Weasley's brothers Gideon and Fabian were killed by Death Eaters in the first war.
Even though he feared death, Voldemort could not become a ghost because his soul was so damaged.
George would never be able to evoke a Patronus Charm after Fred's death.
A Patronus often mutates to take the image of the love one's life because they so often become the happy thought that generates a Patronus.
Bellatrix Lestrange is actually in love with Voldemort.
After Kingsley Shacklebolt became the new Minister of Magic, he told all who participated in the Battle of Hogwarts they could have a job as an Auror without N.E.W.T.s.
Snape hates Neville so much because Neville could have been the other Chosen One, meaning that Lily would have survived.
The third scent Hermione could smell emanating from the Amortentia (love potion) was that of Ron's hair.
Minerva McGonagall played on the Gryffindor Quidditch team while she attended Hogwarts.
The Elder Wand is the only known wand in existence with a hair from the tail of a Thestral at its core.
Dumbledore was gay, and he was in love with Grindelwald.
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timesnewromney:
shickhard:
It could happen to anyone. People bury a person alive to scare them or to get rid of them. In this situation, rely only on yourself.
Do not waste oxygen. In a classic coffin there’s only enough oxygen for about an hour, maybe two. Inhale deeply, exhale very slowly. Once inhaled - do not swallow, or you will start to hyperventilate. Do not light up lighters or...
ifindthat-ist:
hannibalthecanibal:
and here we have harry potter literally standing on a pile of letters to try and catch one that is still in the air. there are clearly reasons why he doesn’t get sorted into ravenclaw
the moral of the entire series is that harry is a dumbass
markhumpus:
I JUST WANT TO BE ABLE TO GET NICE TATTOOS AND TRAVEL AND GO TO LOADS OF CONCERTS AND MEET NEW PEOPLE AND VISIT AMAZING PLACES AND COSY COFFEE SHOPS AND ADOPT CUTE PUPPIES AND SLEEP IN THE BACK OF A TRUCK WITH A PLETHORA OF BLANKETS AND STAR GAZE AND TAKE PICTURES OF NICE THINGS AND JUST NOT CARE ABOUT ANYTHING
monomi045:
The Hannibal fandom tho like they came outta no where one second everyone was just
and then
lostinspaceandmind:
stolenpandorica:
elisetheawesome:
kyoukokiriqiri:
why do we call periods “periods” when we can call them something cooler like “bloodstain fever”
or ”the crimson horror”
are u guys okay
of course
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alltimeboners:
things that are enjoyable:
showers
things that are not enjoyable:
getting in the shower
getting out of the shower
mostlygreenday:
your tumblr is one of those things that you want everyone to see but at the same time you never want to show it to anyone
nobrainslob:
grotle:
if you want to find the biggest asshole at a party, leave an acoustic guitar out
‘i don’t know if you’ve heard of this one’ *opening chords to wonderwall*
ex-cuse-u:
i was browsing through ellen degeneres’ youtube videos and when i was watching her interview segments i noticed a trend where she keeps the comments enabled for all of her adult interviews but when she has a child on the show she disables any of the comments to protect the child from any bullying or negative feedback and that is why she and her team of producers are incredible
holy-punk:
how much old could an old sport sport if an old sport could sport old
lea-michele:
whenever i leave a store without buying anything and i have a bag with me i’m always convinced that the owners will think i’m shoplifting so i try my hardest to wear an expression that says “i am not a shoplifter” but i’m fairly certain that i just end up looking like i have recently killed a family of 5 and eaten them for breakfast
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exobiologicalanachronism:
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jaredpadaleckis:
sharonosbourne:
I spy with my little eye a deep emotional issue that will probably develop into a drinking problem in my near future
#was this post written by a 26 year old dean winchester
I may have just found my new favorite swear phrase.
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